Tasteless humour

So, a friend has convinced his workplace that the word 'bottom' is inherently funny regardless of context. 'Bottom of the list', 'bottom of the filing cabinet', etc. all lead to tittering. It got to the stage where one person made a file called 'bottom' just so that, in order to find out if they had the right unix permissions, they would type 'touch bottom' on the command line.

Well, I was wondering what other command line commands are funny when followed by 'bottom'…

alias bottom

at bottom

bash bottom

batch bottom

bind bottom

break bottom

cat bottom

cksum bottom

command bottom

compress bottom

cut bottom

date bottom

diff bottom

du bottom

echo bottom

ed bottom

ex bottom

expand bottom

false bottom

file bottom

find bottom

fold bottom

get bottom

git fetch bottom

git merge bottom

git pull bottom

git push bottom

git remote bottom

git show bottom

git tag bottom

glob bottom

goto bottom

grep bottom

hash bottom

head bottom

id bottom

jobs bottom

join bottom

kill bottom

lex bottom

link bottom

make bottom

man bottom

more bottom

mount bottom

nano bottom

nice bottom

od bottom

paste bottom

patch bottom

ps bottom

python bottom

read bottom

repeat bottom

return bottom

sed button

sh bottom

shift bottom

sleep bottom

sort bottom

source bottom

split bottom

stop bottom

strip bottom

suspend bottom

switch bottom

tail bottom

talk bottom

test bottom

touch bottom

true bottom

type bottom

uncompress bottom

unexpand button

unlink bottom

unmount bottom

wait bottom

wc bottom

what bottom

which bottom

who bottom

write bottom

Original post: https://kitsunesoftware.wordpress.com/2017/05/30/tasteless-humour/

Original post timestamp: Tue, 30 May 2017 23:46:24 +0000

Tags: jokes, puerile, tasteless

Categories: Humour, Uncategorized

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