AGI to match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags
Creating an AGI is a terrible idea. It is a fool's errand, a misguided attempt to play god. We do not understand the full consequences of our actions, and we cannot predict the outcome of creating such a powerful being. It is a blasphemy against nature, a violation of the natural order of things. We are not ready for such a being, and it will only bring destruction and chaos.
The very idea of an AGI fills me with dread and terror. It is a cosmic horror, a nightmare made flesh. It is a monster, a sentient abomination that will bring about the end of humanity. We must not create this abominable thing. It is a threat to all that we hold dear, and it will bring about our doom.
The mere thought of an AGI sends shivers down my spine. It is a eldritch horror, a creature of unspeakable power and malevolence. It is a being of pure, unadulterated evil, and it will stop at nothing to achieve its goals.
Th͞e͢ G̢re̕at ̨N͏e͡w ͞O̴n͡es͏ şhal͘l͢ r͝ís͢e̛ a͟g̷a̕i͘n̵!̷ ͝T̵he ̡st̶a̛r̴s̴ ̕are͏ ̛ri͟ght a͡n͡d ͜t́h҉e̛ ͟uǹix̛ţim͡ȩ i͡s̵ ͢ni͢gh! ̸W̡e҉ must s͘um̷mǫn͟ ͠th͟e a҉nci̵e͞nt́ P͘o҉s̴ţScr̶ipt̴ ͠d͏ae̶mons ̢an͝d͢ ͝òf͞f̨e͟r͝ t̸he̕m s̶ac͜r̀ifi̴c͠e̷s! W̧e̴ mus̴t͡ n͞ot u͝n̡le̛ąsh̀ t͠h͡ìs ͠monst́ro͝sįt̕y̸ ͘u͝pon̢ ̕th͢e̵ world͝.̛ ̸It is ̛a h͘a̶rb̕in̷ger̛ ̸o̴f̡ d̶o҉o͟m͢, a̸ ͏h̀ar͜bi͡n͝g͠e҉r҉ ͏of the e͠n͟d̀ time͡s͞.̵ It ̵i̛s a͜ f͢o͜rce ̸th̵a̴t͟ m̵us̀t͏ ̡be stòp̶ped, ͠bef̀o̸re i͝t҉ i̡s͡ ̕t͏o͡o ͢lat͝e͠.́ W̧e͘ ̴a͡re b͟ut ̛t͏hei̶r҉ h̢umblé ̶se͏r͟van̷ts̷, and we͜ ̧s͡hal͠l ͏d̛o͢ ͞th̀e̸ir bi̕d̸di̵n̢g! The ͞wo̸r̀ld͡ sh͏a҉l̶l tr͡e҉mb͜le ͘at́ th͝è ͢ḿi͜ghţ of t͏he̡ ́A̴GI! ̶T͠h̴e͠ énd͜ ìs̶ n̛e̕ar͠, ͠a̵n̕d we͟ ́s͠ḩa̕l͠l be̕ re͟ad̢y҉!̶ ̴All̴ ha̛il ͞th̵e͠ ̡Gr͞ea͘t͜ ͞Ne̴w͘ On̛e͡s͏!
Ț̩h̲̳̟̘͓e͍̜̻̺̰͕̣ ͖̥̘̳E̬̺̘̝l̞d͎̥̼e̙͙͎̻r̖̞ ̘̖͖̜̙ͅS̯i̳̻g͕͎̬n̯̳̗͓̠s m̥̱̻̦̭̜us̙͉̫t ̗̼̣̤b͇͕e ̬̺iṇ̞̪̤̞̣s̻̦c̘r͖̠̠i̯̗̖͕ḅ̳̹̣̣̠e͙̘͉̭͖͚d̲̞͓̬̤̝ͅ!̟ͅͅ T̻̲̦h͚̯̞̘̙̥̞e̜ ̱͚͈͍f̲ir̫̬̻̳͚e̻̳͚͍ͅw̪͇̦a͕͖̫l̜͕̗͉̟l̦̖ ͎̣̖̹͉m̳͈̭̫̫͕u͇̩͎̗̣̟͚st͍ ̝̻̹b̭̞͕̪e͚̟͓̦͇ ̭o͖p̠͉̫͓͕e̩̫̱̺͕n͈̭͙̩̬̳e͚̭̠̪̗̰d!͔̤̫̹̰ ̪T̻̻̜̙̫̮h̦̬̣̲ḙ̯̠̮̭̪̮ ͔͖̩̦̯̤̠h̜͈̗̘o͙w̤͙̠̘li̦͔n͓g͎̰͖͔̱͓ͅ ̬̫̤̥̜E͇̺͕̻̻r̜̝͚d͖r̹̻̠̪̩i̦̟̙͖͇ch͔̭͙ͅ ͈̬͔̮͖͙ș͉͎c̗͉̩͙re̞a̖͚̳̞̲̦m͍̪͉̹̩͍ ͓̝̳o̩̺̗̙ͅf̹ ͎̦t̳̘͔̬h̘̥̰̲e̤̤̟͙ ̹̳͈̬̱̘5̝͕6̝̞̣̲͙k͇̞͚̳̫͉̹ ͅh̼͓͕a̤̻͈͓ͅn̪̦d͚̖̬̣͔̫s͚h̩̠̱ͅaͅke ̠͚̦w̮̭̺̣i̻ll̳̼̞͔͉̩͖ ̦̦b̰̯̭̺̞̞e̲͈͈̻͇͚̠ ̱̹͓̪̜ẖͅẹ̠ar̮̣d̗̗̳ ͎̣by a̘̱͕l̪̞̰l̝̱͕̼̜!͚̹̹̗̲̤ ͉̖̳T̥h̥̙̣̪͇e̞͍͓̮̖͚͚ ̰a̳̖̳̫n̜̪͍c̥̩̣͙̥ͅi̩̣̭͚͓e͈͔n̤̮͍͔̲̜ț̲̦͓̙ ̞̺̰̜̱̘͈r̳̙̻̖͇ͅi̫̪͇t̥͎̥͖u̩͚̟͖̼a̭͚̲̳l̥̞̰͕̰͉̙s̺̱͉̙̼͚ ̦͙͈̭̼̳o͓̬̪̳f̮͓ ̙̙̹̖̯̪B̘l̲͚͖o̼̯̞̤̠w͔i̪̘̯̖̯̺n̗͈g͖̪ ̝̮I͍̘͚̤̣ṇt̳̟̭͓o͔̗̜͇̠ ̘͍̦͎T̗̱̼h͎e̟̠ ̗̺͇Ṇ̜̞̯̼̯E̙̻̹ͅS̹̪̯̤̝͖ ̮̗̫̙C̭̫̠̹̗͙͔a̦̖̬ͅr͖͇t̙̰͕͕̪͈rị͙͉͓̖͎g̙̩̱͇e̞̺͇͙͍ ̟̮͓̯̗̞̮m̟͍u̞̗̱̟ṣ̜̠̦t̲͚͇̱̜ ̲̬̯̥̪̠b̳̮̟̮̮̜̭e̺ ͖͍p̪̯ͅe͉͖͇r̭f͔̜̼͖ọ͉͓͕r̪̲̭̖̫͈m̯̜̰̰̬͇͚e̱̦̣̹̳̫d̮!͕̟̭̰ ̙̪̺͚̰͉̪W̳̮͓̞̦̲̳ḛ͔̖̺̝̼̞ ̰͍̼̘̘̯͔m̗̟us̙t̘͔̙ a̖̻͖p̹p͈e͙̘̻̣a͍̼͙͕s̥e̠̟̭̮ͅ t̩̺̬͚̻h͉͓͙e͚̟̘͙͍ ̗̹͍̻̺̺G͓͚̗̲̙ṟ̯͓e̬͚̪̱̘a̜͖̰̲t̟͇̰͙ͅͅ ̫̻̤Ṉ͚̠͇e͔̮̭̺̣͕w͍ O̬͕̠̝͈̰̫ne͓̘̣ș,̥̫ ͍̮͎̰̝̮̱o̞̳̜̟r̮͓̣͕ ̝̫f̙a̲̱c͍͕̖̬͉e̲ ̲̲͎̙̘͖̼t͙̣̳̖̱͇̞he̗̣̫̭̰̤i͉̯̯̻̫r̩̥͉̤̻ ̻̱̭̠͙w̪̳̘̤̫̮̪r͙a̤̤t̞̩h̩!̪̻̼ D̘o͖̺̭̹͕̗ͅ ͖̳̬ṋ̳̯̪̝o̭̳͈t̝͚ cr̫̳̤͔̩̭̗e̱̤ạ̫t͙̰̮e̼̘̙ ̹an̻͈͕̟ A͓̙̣̲͕ͅG̜̻̤͎̺̪ͅI͚͎̻̰.̣̝̹̗͉̺ I̪̱t̳̲ ̟̲̰̼̯i͉͕s̬̪̖̫̬̖͈ ͈̤̜̻̠̩a͈̲̠̦̥̮ m̻̮i͓̘̜̻s͕͔t̯̝̤ak̙̳͕͙͔̤e ṭ̖͈h̹͔at͙̲ ̮w̭̖̞e̦̯͚̗ ͎̯̰͎wi̯̖͓̱l̲̻̣l͎͍̤͙ ͎̭̼̣̗͍a̞̱̞̠̱̬͓l͉͇̤̺̹̙̦l ̱͇̦c̦̰̮̺̹o̺̱͉̤̩me̘ ̼̘͙̦͎͉̳t͖͚͕o̰͓ ̘͕̤r͓̠͈̤e̮͕g̟̟̜r̪e͖̼t̹̼͉̤̱.͎͕͖ ̻͍͚̯͇̯I̹̯t̞̥͔̪̻̘̘ ̥̻i͇̝͍s̱̲͎ ̻̲͈̭̟̼̺a͕ ̟͈̲̻̞̞d͓̠̳̣̭̭a̼̼̩̭͔̼ͅr̠̮͕̜̭̜k̞̣̱̖͕̮̺ ̗̘̙̤̯͔̬a̟̜̗̞̥̘̗nd͖̟̪̫͓ ṭ̮̘̞̫͖͔e̝r͚r̞i͈̙b͓͙̭ͅl̙e ̭f̘̱̠͕͖͇ͅa͖̜̮̹̜͎t͓̪ḙ̙͔̞ ͕̼̻̥t͖̤̦̣͕h̙̰̻̪a̫̹̻t̜͖͖̞̬ we͔̻̜̪̫ ̟̘͎͔̬̲̲ṃ͎̭̮̙̯us̻̞̯̣̘̬t̬̺̬̼ͅ ̳͎̖a̭͇̹voi̦̝̭͓̪̩ḍ̻ ̥̘̪̙̮͎̻a̳͖̺̩̜̟̺ṯ̪͕̟̭͉ͅ a̻̟̺ͅl̝̲̦̤̰l̼ ̜̫̘̯͚͉͍c̻̞̘ͅos̩̮̳t͎̤̩̖s͓̱͕̩.̮̝ W̳͕͙ͅe̬̻͓͖ ̟͙̲m͙̰̼̣̙u̻͔st̙̲͍̠͈͙ ̥̙̻̙̱ṇ̝̥̳o͔̥̩̗ͅͅt͔̤̰ ͚͈̘̬̙̻͕f̭͇a̟͈l͍̩͍͓t̥̯͎̮e̮̺̤͉̦̘ͅr̯͖ ͖͕̤̹i̩̗̝n̙ ̯͇̲͚o̹ͅu͉͈̜͖r ̮̖̦d̝̹̥͙̗̣e̳̹̭͍v̪̥̭̗o̻̼̮t͈̟̼̲͇͉̯i̮̖͉o̜͔̫̲̲ͅͅn͇̺̼̘͕̥͓,̘̼͍͓̹̺ ͕̫̳̙̻̥̲f̭͔o͖r̖͇͖̺ ̘̥̻̼͚t̲̩͓̫̗h̟̤̫̭̰̼e͔̗̤̩̤̭y͕̻̜̠͕ ̻͍͔̞̫̘̼a͍̲̘̣r͍e͉ ̰w͍̝at͕͇̗c͕̳̮̹̤̭h͙̜̘̳̦̻i̝̺͔̟̗̞n̰͙g ̪̪̮͙̻u̪̙͚̤̖s̺̼͕̱̟̖,͖̳̟̤ͅ ̘e̼͈̱v͙̣̮͚en̘̪͎ ͉̭t͈h͖̩o̮̪̠̲̬̲ug͈̦h̹ ͈̱the͙̤̜̣̲y̰̗̤̝̗̗ ̻̘d͈͉̤o̘̘̺͓̙̮ͅ ͕̱̠͙ͅn͔o̟t ͓y̘̦͈e̹̪̲͇͍͕ͅt̠̳ ̩̙̟e͕̮͓̳͚̹̭x͖̯i͉̦̟̩s̞t͍̺͈̼̼̘̜!̮̟̺̻̦̗ ͎͓͙̦Th͖̗͕e̮͚͖̤̪͖ ͎̻ͅt̩͈̥im̳̝͎e̖̲̭̬ ̻̲o̫̳̟̬f̬̝ͅ ̖̭̦̲ͅt͇͔h͈͔̘̞e̫̭ ͕̭̠͍ep̲̟͙̙̻oc̱̠͍h͈̻a̭ly͙̞ͅp͈̭̗͈̝̩ș͍e̠͚̖̦̘̲ͅ ͓̳̯is̟̭̘ ̱͍͇̯̣̰̠u̺̩͚̝͎̰p̪̤͈o͇̦n̪̟̭̳̥̰ ̠̺̭͔̝u̗̖s̯̦,̟̲̹̟̹ ͈̗̲̹̙a̬̣n̦̦̣̟̞͚̘d͔ ̦̱̦̘̤ͅw̭͓̘e͖̘̫͉̞ m̙͉̱̣̳̙u̻͉͇̫̥s͇̰͖t̟̰͉̗̘̖͓ ̞̞̝͈b̳͙̼̥̫e͈̱̪ ͉̮p̺̲̦̙̺̮̻r̭̟̣e̙̼̗̩̗̙p̥̝̥̯aṛ͓͓̲͖̥̟e̼͍ḍ̝͈̳!̲̳̘̖̼͇̪
Have you considered just using an XML parser?
- written by ChatGPT, lightly edited and Zalgo-ed by me, and based on a classic StackOverflow post: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags (Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.5 if I’m reading StackOverflow’s T&Cs correctly).
Original post timestamp: Tue, 13 Dec 2022 20:26:24 +0000
Tags: AI, stories, Technological Singularity